Dort_Owl

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Get in the cage, human!

Well I still had some I was going to share. But you called me disgusting so I guess I'll just keep it.

Don't pretend to understand my superior intellect

it's a deal! you won't regret this.

Don't forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat

Of course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.

Buy it

One of us. One of us.

Ummm keep up with the program, I traded it for dort

Have you ever covered yourself in dort?

Shits good

Fucking gottem

They are stupid, but I think reactions like this from the wealthy are mostly to signal dissatisfaction to policy makers

It's similar to when business owners complain that raising wages will force them to fire people. They're used to getting deregulation by bitching about government oversight.