Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

• gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
• open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
• bend my thumb down to my wrist
• cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
• make a three leaf clover with my tongue
• click my tongue extremely loudly

P~~ee~~lastic is stored in the balls.

Gladly.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

Rocinante

Might be a solid strategy to combat debt collection agencies. They buy overdue debt at steep discounts and then harass people and collect on some portion, enough to make a profit overall. Dealing with sovcits probably has negative expected value vs whatever debt they are trying to collect.

Can you imagine sovcits unintentionally doing societal good by sovciting debt collection agencies? The mind boggles.

For those not aware it was a comic first, which if I recall correctly the cartoon only covers the first half of or so.

Definitely wait for the second or third version, you don’t want to pay the early adopter tax.

Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.

I can’t believe these amateurs. He clearly forgot to file a Declaration of Impending Balance Surrender.