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[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago
[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago
[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago
[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

One more for the moon road then:

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

@GrymEdm@lemmy.world doing the Lord's work here.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/12d63100-1727-4a74-ad23-9d66bc301ebf.webp

Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck I loved that show.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 months ago

Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.

[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Where else are you going to fight a Gyan?

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

A Moon 69 involves butt stuff, unfortunately.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

It can go either way

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 8 points 2 months ago

As a Terran, I can't even wrap my brain around this.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Me too. I'm also a Teran and I'm like what the frell?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Can someone explain the origin of this meme I feel like I’ve skipped a month of memes and I don’t know what’s going on

[-] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

Someone posted about Americans being able to drive for like 13 hours in Texas and still be in Texas. The punchline was that Europeans can't comprehend it. Then a bunch of euro memes came out showing similar distances in Europe.

Perhaps related, there was a news post today about an effort to develop a standardized system for time on the moon.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Ahh thank you for giving me the skinny as they say in old timey gangster times 🙏

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Good luck not getting destroyed by a Mooninite within the first or second moon hour though.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Missed opportunity to do a full circumference and claim you can drive infinite amount.

Or maybe that’s the next step of this meme.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

How long is a moon hour? Since the moon is a quarter of the earth, I guess a moon hour is like 15 minutes which makes 69 moon hours a total of less than a dog day so...

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

A moon day is an earth month.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] dudinax@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Shit. In that case I have no idea.

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[-] lili_thana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Moon is tidally locked to the earth. So its day length is the same as it's orbit. That's 29.5 earth days which (using the logic you supplied) means that a lunar hour is approx 1.23 earth days.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

(using the logic you supplied)

I used a logic? Sir, this is a shitpost community

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I can only see the moon half the time so that makes it 7.5 minutes

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

All your base are belong to us.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Do one with the dick that curiosity drew on Mars

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Is this before or after the whalers on the moon hit your car with big harpoons?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

After 😮‍💨

[-] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago
[-] JowlesMcGee@kbin.social 5 points 2 months ago
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't be a Earthican't, be an Earthican! Join today!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Earthinitmustbenice checking in.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Next do mars. I've heard of some routes that take years.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

An artefact from another time

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

By driving at 10mph, you could drive around the entire moon in one day, and it'd still be the same time of day.

(6786mi/29.5days/24h)

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Hello moon worker, I wish to pay for your moon hours in moon coins

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