FuglyDuck

joined 2 years ago
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 50 seconds ago

He wears lifts, which is why he’s always hunched forward slightly, too.

But yeah, it looks like he “just” stumbled a bit- we’ve all been there.

Still, gonna mock him for it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 26 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yeah. I'd say it is. a hard 06:00 wake up time/bedtime is probably going to fuck your kid up. Teens are rather more prone to sleeping in and staying late as a matter of biology. teenage circadian rhythms are shifted later than young children and adults shift back as the age. it may be necessary to wake up that early to get to school, but when there's no school? probably not his normal.

Also, just for the record smartphones are how teens tend to communicate with one another, as well as the outside world. Does it need guardrails? yes. but you're not doing your kid any favors by keeping them high, only delaying the inevitable as well as forcing him to hide and go around your back for things he's going to find anyway. And I'm just going to assume that screentime doesn't include things like homework.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

more like a playgirl model who once tried out for GQ

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn’t explain the foodstains.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

There’s 2 things that annoy me about that. Well. 3.

The first is that even if his district isn’t filled with suites, they still would put on a suit or best they got for formal affairs and maybe do business casual.

They certainly would clean their clothes. Most days he looks like a slob with food stains and whatever else.

The third thing is it’s entirely possible to get suited tailored to your size. And it’s not that expensive, and we know he should be able to afford it on his salary.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

probably can't. no ferret would willingly be subjected to that.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"questions"... lol.

No. They are targets. always have been.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

They can be.

hence the warning about video = evidence.

but that also goes both ways. If you're finding yourself in court under drummed up bullshit, and they happen to delete everything around the times they said you assaulted them... that's a big fucking red flag, and it's potentially exculpatory evidence. one may be tempted to get a camera that offloads through wifi or cell; but that's a data trail, so you have to be careful there. (use VPN to set up access, or however that works.)

all that's also true of cell phone video, etc.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

big floppy hats and juggalo make up is on order. (for the make up, widen or narrow the eyes, add dark lines along the jaw that create a false jawline, maybe include dots to mimic more eyes, etc,) Also wear baggy clothing because they're not just using facial recognition. gate recognition as well as other biometrics. wear black or dark clothing.

also it won't matter if you have your cell phone with you. Either put it in a faraday pouch or leave it behind (maybe consider getting a cheap burner for comms, that you can prepay with cash.). If you go the faraday route, the moment you take it out, it'll start broadcasting.

For recording... get a camera. a camcorder is one option. Another is a body camera (cheapos start at like 30 bucks on amazon.). Also remember that Video=Evidence, so if you see people about to do something they maybe shouldn't consider turning away, etc, as well as avoiding other protestor's faces. (especially if you push video up on the internet later. Blur those faces out.)

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Pretty sure they photoshopped the plates out for the bumper sticker and it’s from that time Trump was hocking teslas.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno. Sir Hootsalot there looks quite pissed.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

*no thoughts were harmed in the taking of this photo. there were no thoughts. none. now give the doggo the treat.*

 

I'm impressed, I can't even eat an entire costco cake....

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Tapir Cutie (lemmy.world)
 

So a new malaysian tapir calf has been born at the Point Defiance Zoo, and just.... look at this cutie:

 

surprise.....

(missed it earlier today, deleting as a repost)

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Finally got him! (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by FuglyDuck@lemmy.world to c/superbowl@lemmy.world
 

I’ve been getting trolled most the year by a GHO- they’d set up above my window and hoot until I went outside to try and get a picture.

Eventually set up a webcam… jerk used it for a perch (and flew in and off from behind… all it saw were its talons…)

Whelp. It’s grainy. But I finally got ‘em.

(Very) Early Christmas Day. There was at least four others calling out, maybe 5-6, some were distant, so they were too bothered to hide from me.

 
 
 

Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

 

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

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