I'm the guy on Reddit and r/TrueAnon saying "don't go on Hexbear, no one even posts on there" freeing this space of Redditoids. You're welcome. While we develop and strengthen.
The long thin neck maybe increases the threshold for how much energy is required to be added to the bottle by heat to evaporate out of it rather than hit the sides and fall back down.
That meshes really cleanly with how conservatives view the law as a constraint of the actions of others but a freeing of their own, paradoxically.