Highlow

joined 5 months ago
[–] Highlow@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What a neck it was. A 30-06 round bounced off his vertebrae. A moose couldn't even do that. Hell it was stronger than a 1/2" steel plate

[–] Highlow@piefed.social -3 points 4 months ago

I thought they were made from your mom's dingleberries

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JFC

Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

Politicians got a cut of the proceeds?

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Sweet. Maybe I can buy a 20oz Dr Pepper with that

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All it takes is one cop being a complete dick and everything you own will be gone. I mean you can sue afterwards but your house will be ransacked and stuff broken and missing. Cops will blame it on the tow yard that will conveniently store your van in a blind spot.

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Horse mask should work

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

More terminate anyone's internet that posts anything "woke"

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't they just go to a nearby gay bar and arrest the first black drag queen they find? /s

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

You misspelled Full Metal Jacket

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.

Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.

[–] Highlow@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks Captain Obvious

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