How is someone biting their fingers NSFW?
KingJalopy
joined 2 years ago
Reddit, redditor!
We're you trying to re-traumatize everyone? Fuck that video. There's maybe 3 videos ever online that can do that and that video is 2 of them, at least.
Simple. Seen this a thousand times.
Freeze frame - cue narrator
"I bet you're wondering how I ended up here..."
Then I fuckin bail before the freeze frame is over.
Roll credits.
It's obvious you all haven't taken American media seriously, and it's sad. The great story tellers of our time have spent countless hours and mountains of money to teach you lessons from the annals of history and it consistently falls on deaf ears to the inevitable demise of civilization.
One day people will tell tales of the great visionaries such as James Wong, true prophets of times long past who spent their lives and vast borrowed fortunes attempting to warn the masses of future catastrophes as foretold by the wise and all knowing producers, the forgotten gods of our times, who sacrificed their own lives and hard earned connections, in a fruitless attempt to spare future generations from the predicted inevitable rise of death itself, using math to systematically destroy us one by one.
If only we had paid attention and not been distracted by the irresistible whores of Hollywood who tempted us with dreams of superheroes and anthropomorphic stones assuming the the roles of so called "actors", posing as "action heroes" we might leave a better legacy for the future generations of content consumers who will surely mock us for our ignorance as they smash that like button.
Google Reddit broken arms and you'll see. Short version, dude breaks both arms, Mom senses his tension, jerks him off for relief.
I married my best friend. It's the best. Good luck to you.
That's awesome! If it worked for my mom and stepdad it can work for you two. I wish you the best, regardless of how you found each other. All that matters is you did.
PS - Reddit sucks regardless lol
Good luck, friend! Oi!
That's like better than 99% of all bullshit on the Internet. That's such a cool thing. Reddit isn't (wasn't) all bad, but it became the Nickelback of websites. It used to be such a powerful tool for people but now it's... Just... Whatever it is.
My mom and step dad met on AOL in 1997 on a game called slingo lol. My half brother just turned 22 and they're still together. My mom lived in Texas and my stepdad lived in England at the time. There's always a good side to every thing online but it's def not the average user experience
That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol
I've seen diabetic family members so fucked up they ended up in hospital.
Then again that's because they weren't on their drugs...
I used to work for a company called Primus international. I took my work jackets and used a sharpie to black out international then used a white paint pen to write sucks under Primus. Been asked many times where I got it.
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Trying, tryharder!