Watch, execs think the takeaway is to make more R-rated movies.

Or some bosses in Dark Souls.

Off-white collar crime.

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sentence.

At first, I thought the catcher was a guy crouched with a gun and was shooting the batter in the ass.

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

It's because your immune system is less efficient at lower temperatures. So being cold doesn't directly make you sick, but it can indirectly contribute to getting you sick.

What do you think the cell towers are triangulating and forming angles with? The person's phone is the third point in the triangle. You only need two other points to triangulate something's position.

Canada also has that. Equally unfun and unchill.

I might be stupid, but can someone explain why sex workers are decriminalized while buying their services isn't? I don't get the logic behind only punishing one party involved in the transaction. Note that I'm not against sex workers at all; I'm just confused about the logic.

Does this remind anyone else of Theranos?

It's gotta be Roxanne.