Nikelui

joined 11 months ago
[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (6 children)

No, no. A zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need right now.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

So, if he actually won in 2020, does it mean that he has been unlawfully elected for a third mandate in 2025? /s

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yes, but data only.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It really depends on where you live. How are vegetables more expensive than meat? I eat meat sparsely because it costs a lot and is annoying to prepare.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Since spiders get drunk on caffeine, she's doing a Starbucks run.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Police officer, removing the robber mask: "So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along". Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky memes on the internet".

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No food stamps, only Gil.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

You also don't have to show up 2 hours in advance to a train station and plan your entire day(or two) around a trip.

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