I talked it over with Dan Foreman and we've decided that Musk needs to shut up and go back where he came from.

I've never heard of Haitian Geese. I hope they're nicer than Canadian Geese.

Or at least getting him to comb his fucking hair.

Pierre Poilievre is going to have to add “stop the invasion on our southern border” to his stump speech.

I ear what you’re saying.

Holy shit, did they finally seize X.com?

We appear to have entered the "FIND OUT" phase of the event.

I'm still trying to figure out why I left FidoNet.

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

How long before private equity buys CNN for parts?

I've heard this story before. It's starting to feel like it's the football that Lucy is holding while I run at to kick the game winning field goal.

I was going to stop being so indecisive, but then I thought some more about it and now I'm not sure that it's a good idea.