Let then then, it's nice and cool in the morgue and with some luck you can become an undead

Actually calling Germany Allemagne would be like calling the US Texas or France Bretagne.

Frankly the easiest way to translate this is to use 2014 google translate. It won't make sense, but the original didn't either and AI-based or human translation would try to make sense of it and therefore be untruthful to the original

That's a noun hence Kapital is written with a capital K

You're missing a "c, but I got you covered * hands a c *

That honestly is a very interesting subject for a beginners exam to criminal law

Der denkt das nicht, der weiß was seine Wähler hören wollen. Ist jedenfalls meine Vermutung

This is post-sovjet version of Arab guys owning high-end cars but living in a 2-room flat with 6 people

Guten Rutsch

You forgot the explosion part

Why do you spend so much on your military if you can just use those trees

Not that I have any actual idea, but I recon any shell fired at that distance and that flimsy a target wouldn't even lite the fuse.

Also this was recorded at the annual day of the Bundeswehr, basically a promotional event to get people to join the armed forces. Not sure if pointing you're 120mm barrel at their face does the job, but I was in the navy, so what do I know