[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Now this is art!

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

antler-bernie stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

"Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism" may just be the best Stalin quote.

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submitted 9 months ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/furry@hexbear.net

When you think of Nintendo and furries, most people are reminded of Star Fox. Nothing wrong with that!

The 3DS also had an new Nintendo IP, which was furry and was also very unique in its game play! Dillon's Rolling Western mixed an action game with tower defense and featured some surprisingly good touch-screen controls. The sequel was even better, and had more characters!

After two digital-only Western-styled games, we got Dillon's Dead Heat Breakers, a second sequel based on the same game play loop but with a physical release, a Mad Max-inspired setting, and the most important of all, the AMIIMAL!

At the the time, Nintendo platforms had an avatar system called the Miis, named after the unfortunately named console Wii. Now when you started a new game on Dillon's Dead Heat, you were subjected to something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzdJ5DgZX0 Your avatar was changed to eight different animal versions!

As I started the game, my Mii changed into a fox, which was awesome, as I love kitsunes, by the way. Funnily enough, you also could (or had to) recruit other Amiimals to help you animal your tower defenses. 3DS had a Wi-fi-system which could pick other console owners avatars to stay on your own, so I had, for example, one unlikeable university classmate, changed into a goat(not the greatest of all time time!), to help me! All in all, very funny stuff!

Did anyone else here play any Dillon game? If you did, what was/would be your Amiimal? Did you like the games?

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submitted 10 months ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

"Two dads, one toy, zero prisoners." "Where is your Christmas spirit?" "He got two! He got two!" "Put that cookie down! Now!" "Shouldn't wear fur."

Sinbad and Schwarzenegger are awesome! We also had Phil Hartman! (RIP)

I love it as a Christmas movie, because it is very realistic (cynical). I heard some people do not like it? They must gotten too much eggnog!

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

Say the line, Stalin.

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submitted 11 months ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

https://www.zanyvideogamequotes.com/worldheroes2/wh2democrats.png

Neo Geegus (the villain quoted) was on the ball even in the 1990s. As in, he was very wrong on all accounts. Especially today, with Genocide Joe, Bloody Bernie and Co.

Fuck the Democrats! Rock the politics in video games!

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Nobel Peace Prize winning, warmongering old fossil finally kicked the bucket!

Sorry, not Kissinger. It's Martti Ahtisaari, former president of Finland.

Guy got his prize for 30 years of brokering peace, the saddest example when he supported the NATO attacks on Kosovo and took part in the negotiations after. Better yet, he also defended the Iraq War and was an all-in NATO fanboy. When he was criticized for this two facedness, he called the critics Stalinists.

Dude also loved austerity and of course, Israel. All in all, your usual social democrat! Rest in piss, loser!

crab-party rip-bozo-grave hexcrab-party

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Well, Germans do like their mass murder...

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

The dream was some fed-tier stuff about how we in the imperial core should learn from some...recent big news? I woke up thinking I wasn't even drunk last night, so did I really post? I didn't, (un[?])fortunately!

Have you had some literally dreamy posting in here?

Yeah, I know I need to log grass and touch off...!

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submitted 1 year ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

"No Johns."

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submitted 1 year ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I am expecting a lot of Disco Elysium, here...and nothing wrong with that!

A video gaming student organization I was once part of actually had a vote on their favorite sayings. The winner was the evergreen "Perhaps the same said could be said of all religions..." from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTizJemHO8

Later we had a second voting, which decided on the cult classic Trio the Punch's "BAD CHOICE"! https://youtu.be/rIPtzZHJnkg?t=454

My personal favorite? It's hard to say...but hey, that's what the scientist in Half-Life can comment, word to word! So maybe I'll put forward, said by the aforementioned: "My god, what are doing!?"

Tl;dr: Check title.

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Learning Korean (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Learning languages kicks ass! I've been learning a bit of Japanese and Chinese, but Korean seems interesting, too! Now I don't want to waste my time with fanatical cultist libertarian boot-licking occupied losers, so does anyone know if DPRK (Korea) and Occupied Korea have differences between their languages? I believe not, but this is just vibes...!

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Pets and vegans (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/vegan@hexbear.net

I believe most vegans like animals. Yeah, yeah, carnists, we know your "with ketchup" shit, forget you!

Now what I wanted to struggle you people with...why the fuck do some vegans have pets? Animal stores are a fuck, 100 gorillion dead animals, but unironically! The so called conformation of animals, and the forced breeding, that's just dystopian! And you can adopt, not shop, but most do not! And outdoor cats, that's a catastrophe, especially with vegans! (Sorry for the levity, I know it's serious, but it is the Hexbear injoke)

They make money selling living beings, why would a vegan pay them!?

Sorry for the rant. Vegan btw, I think all animal industries should be shut down, including animal shops! Maybe assistance animals can be an exception, if they can be trained ethically!

What do you think?

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

What a joke. The government consisting of neoliberals and nazis banning communist symbols, when the communist parties of Finland get like 0,1 % of the total vote every single election. Stalin should not have stopped at Tali-Ihantala.

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I want this war to stop.

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submitted 1 year ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/furry@hexbear.net

I am a quite new furry (= been in denial for 15 years). My awakening was Kalypso from Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (hope scalies count!), but the seeds were planted in my favorite furry IP, the ever legendary Star Fox! Lylat Wars is one of my favorite games of all time, and I really like all the crew! (And Krystal too, although she came later!) What about you?

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the tens of thousands of dead civilians.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Video game endings may be some of the best in media, because you can affect them. Nonetheless, my top three are more straightforward, as in

  1. https://youtu.be/y6NGn9bA304?t=151 World Heroes 2 Jet Best Ending, because it's so random!

  2. Limbo of the Lost. The game, the myth! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0

  3. Stack Columns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vufEmB3qSNA So bittersweet!

What are your favorites?

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submitted 1 year ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

In the memory of Prigozhin, who started his career by selling wieners in Leningrad. rip-bozo

Anyone else have plans on that vein?

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submitted 1 year ago by Salmarez@hexbear.net to c/furry@hexbear.net

I remember that the original Dragon Ball had humans and furries living alongside, but that was it. The furries were only people standing in the background, none of them were starring, unfortunately. Are there any comics which have humans and furries interacting? Better/worse yet, do they have bigots saying that they should not be interacting?

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

PSOE are unfortunately succdem, regardless of the name...

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

First we fuck France, then we fuck the United States! (Maybe we can skip the fucking of the PRC)

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