Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid "switcharoo" kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

In German salad also means lettuce, so that's why it wasn't as clear as I wanted it to be.

Ok, but what about the ~~salad~~ lettuce?

Ist wahrscheinlich nur die Spitze des Eisbergs.

But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people's mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

I think you don't really mean these words and you are subconsciously projecting the feelings you feel towards your mother onto an unknown person on the Internet.

Here's some cocain to calm your nerves.

Ich sammel gerne Pflastersteine...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929%E2%80%931930_psittacosis_pandemic

Pretty sure he's German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).

Bake me a bread, but don't use any flour or water!

Yes, and a lot of the time: I don't want to pay child support!

I'm not a cook!

The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.

"Other Half" would be my guess.