You're the boobs? Its an honour to meet you, I'm a huge fan
Thanks, that was a fun fact!
Good news! We've invented the torment nexus
I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. "Njoey," its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.
I like your glasses.
I'm afraid they're not for sale.
Dead.
How DARE you diss the penguin
Like, in him?
Thats actually hilarious. Good on you.
You can't have it both ways.
I get what you're saying, and I agree with you, but I think they've proven that they absolutely can have it both ways. 99% of people just don't care.
I hope the lead I'm mining settles in your bones and makes you vote Republican in 50 years
Just get the tattoo. Your parents are already disappointed anyway. Live your life.