[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

There will be no lube.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

An insecure T-Rex is cute while also being extremely dangerous.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.

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