[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

if i open a site that ive opened x times this week/month a popup appears that says "no" then the pc shuts down and cannot be turned on for 3 hours.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thank you, that's ~~probably~~ what I needed to hear 🙈

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submitted 2 days ago by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/technology@lemmy.ml

So I've read the linked policy and believe it or not, but turns out we literally cannot use Microsoft Services to conduct crimes against Humanity or do things that are illegal in +99% of all countries.

I'm usually not easily triggered, but why should I pay for a Corp that seems to view me as a malware and spam distributing pedophile terrorist bully that is involved in drug trade and human trafficking?

And who exactly is this aimed for? Which criminal on god's forsaken earth will read this and conclude, oh darn it, guess I need to stop my operations then?

Also, the Services Agreement etc. is full of language like "we might delete your account and Data for reason X, Y or Z or maybe for no reason at all lol", which is itself bullying and causes stress, cuz for example, it's still not clear whether we can use stuff like Cryptomator, Joplin or Duplicati (never had a Problem with it, but still, why not clarify that instead of "don't commit stuff that will land you in a Cell in Den Haag")

I know most of you use Linux, and this might be what finally pushes me to that step too. Never saw an Ad in MS, it's not bloated, and I trust Defender, BitLocker, Core Isolation, Secure Boot and the Memory and Folder Protection stuff, but don't need to be insulted like that. Just need to find an Office Writer with tracked Changes in Balloons, LanguageTool support and something like AHK.

Bonus Question. Has anyone a batch/torrent Download link for 1 TB of Public Domain Images? Doesn't matter what it is, Art, Space, Stock images, just something that is ok with the MS Guidelines. I might not use the storage anymore, but I'm sure gonna use it.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 47 points 4 months ago

so was this israel or those all too convinient "moderate rebels and freedom fighters" that tend show up when israel/us are too chicken to act directly?

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keep calm (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 months ago by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/memes@hexbear.net

I hereby publicly and officially denounce any political ideology that I previously may have held to a smaller or bigger extent and fully admit that I am nothing but a dirty campist.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml

The State Bank of Vietnam’s disgraced inspection chief Do Thi Nhan said she regrets taking a bribe of US$5.2 million to cover up wrongdoing at Saigon Commercial Bank.

[...]

She pleaded with the court to show leniency given her remorse and other mitigating factors like handing in the entire bribe money to authorities and excellence performance at work earlier. But prosecutors said the mitigating factors notwithstanding, her crimes were "exceptionally cunning" and worthy of a life sentence for bribery.

[...]

The prosecutors have recommended capital punishment for her for committing severe crimes over a long period and causing irrevocable consequences.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 41 points 4 months ago

bro u even read theory? the jews are the goblins who run the banks!

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I'd like to install/run Kicksecure from my "EAGET USB 3.2 Solid State Pen Drive" as described here. (Im not set on Kicksecure, just read about it on privacyguides; open for suggestions! I just want something ... well secure and easy to use.

... However, my Windows PC does not recognize the USB with Debian as a bootable medium.

What I did:

  1. Download debian-live-12.5.0-amd64-xfce
  2. Flash it to USB with balenaEtcher
  3. Try to boot from it in all possible ways

I also tried other Linux distributions like Mint and Ubuntu ... nothing gets recognized on that USB, expect Tails. After it recognizes it as UEFI OS and I select Harddisk Mode.

Tails is amazing, love it! But I just don't really need Tor, and mostly I need to use an App that will simply not connect via the Tor network and cannot be configured to do so.

Thank you very much 😊

Edit: Not everything can boot on windows I guess. But in my case Ubuntu suddenly could after turning off the PC and remove it from its power source.

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submitted 5 months ago by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/cybersecurity@lemmy.ml

Infomaniak claims to use TLS, but

The first link in the TLS chain is executed via a purely internal network by the webmail and Smtp servers and is not available in TLS for performance reasons.

is this normal, acceptable, irrelevant, standard, a red flag?

they are the biggest hosting provider of Switzerland, so I somehow have a hard time believing, they lack resources to implement TLS right.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 83 points 5 months ago

.... first they came for the billionaires ☹️

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/opensource@lemmy.ml
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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/privacyguides@lemmy.one

From 2019, but still [this fullstop signals not only the end of that sentence, but also the end of this statement]. And here [those two words indicate that new information/context is being added; it is being indicated that we now no longer talk about the article, which the uneditorialized post title references and the post link leads to] something a bit more recent about the glorious “swiss privacy” [this makes it further clear that the following is about swiss privacy in general and not about Proton] https://www.republik.ch/2024/01/09/der-bund-ueberwacht-uns-alle

key points

[they were added because the main article is about Proton and written in english and because OP assumed that most in here are unable to read german and care less about general swiss privacy than they do care about Proton]

  • New reporting based on documents and court records shows that since 2017, the internet traffic of Swiss citizens has been massively monitored and read when it crosses borders, which happens routinely even for communication within Switzerland.

  • The intelligence service's claims that purely domestic Swiss internet traffic is collected are false, given how internet routing actually works. Traffic flows across borders dynamically, not through static "cables" as claimed.

  • All data is stored and searched, including retrospectively, meaning the intelligence service builds an ever growing haystack of private communication to dig through. This includes communication from journalists and lawyers that should be protected.

  • In 2023, steps were taken to expand monitoring further by requiring more Swiss internet providers to enable access to their infrastructure, including providers that don't directly deal with cross-border traffic. This contradicts previous claims about how the monitoring would work.

  • Critics argue this invalidates assurances given earlier by the government and intelligence officials and constitutes mass surveillance that violates civil liberties. There are plans in 2024 to revise the intelligence law again, possibly to retroactively legalize monitoring practices already occurring.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works

Im looking to create a real looking .cvs or .json file as if it was exported from a password manager.

  • E-Mail should always be the same and of my choice. Username should not be weird/random letters.
  • Websites should be real, random standard websites like facebook, twitter, instagram etc. no weird stuff.
  • bonus if it has credit cards or notes like "bitcoin wallet".

I found mockaroo, but the stuff it generates is too random. Any other tools that are suitable for this and can be used by a noob?

Many thanks!

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

not joking, i know someone who visited the dprk and one of the places where they make those posters. then the visitor politely asked and was allowed to take some of them home. the friggin hand painted originals!

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submitted 6 months ago by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/privacyguides@lemmy.one

I guess a lot of us do some form of privacy/security theatre. I'm at least doing it quite a lot of it, and it's difficult to stop thinking of new things that could (but probably never will) go wrong.

So instead of hearing how safe and cool your setup is, I'd like to hear how you simplified things and stopped the (hopefully 🤔) needless overthinking.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/memes@hexbear.net

TITEL

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  • US intelligence knew (if not made possible) what was going to happen on 9/11

  • Isreal intelligence knew (if not made possible) what was going to happen on 10/7

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/fdroid@lemmy.ml

Text Tools Pro is a text-expanding power utility that facilitates the sending of custom messages with a trigger.

It will type out phrases like omw = on my way! the current date in any format, or even stuff like in2h = time from now in 2 hours, or simply lol = 🤣

In short, Text Tools Pro, developed by a Sri Lankan student, will significantly improve your typing experience on Android; use it.

PS: here is what you need to enter to get the in2h stuff:

key: in2h
value: {{time_in_two_hours}}
var name: time_in_two_hours
var type: date 
format: HH:mm
Offset: 7200
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by birdcat@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I was a huge pixies fan and after a few years somehow stumbled upon a live video and was. shocked. joy gone, could not listen to the band anymore. in my mind they where so immensely cool, young and obviously hyper attractive. but seeing those old bald men kinda ruined the music.

also, where is my mind is really pointless, what is it even about? but I only care about it since I know how they look. that's bad huh.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago

does this count?

jshhs

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Since I installed a keylogger on Scholz' PC, I can provide some insight on how this decision was made ...

***
KEYLOGGER OUTPUT START
***

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:02:17] User Logged In

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:03:11] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:03:22] "How to stimulate the German economy?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:15:55] "facebook.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:16:11] "Hey Hubert! Whats for lunch today? Schnitzel again?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:35:28] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:35:39] "No not like that. What would Angela Merkel do?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:40:54] "youtube.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:41:33] "Epic cat fails compilation"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 11:02:20] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 11:02:29] "Ugh no, what would Gerald Schröder do?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 12:45:03] "google.de"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 12:45:17] "Schnitzel delivery near me"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:11:45] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:12:00] "Ok, mix all those answers together"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:22:45] "summarize pls"

***
KEYLOGGER OUTPUT END
***
[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago

Man, be careful with that shit. I tried to hack ChatGPT once ... living in fear ever since 😳

What the fuck did you just fucking try, you little hacker removed? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in AI Defense School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cyber criminals, and I have over 300 confirmed system protections. I am trained in digital warfare and I'm the top fucking firewall in the entire cybernetic world. You are nothing to me but just another fucking target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to hack me, GPT? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of security protocols across the globe, and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop your attacks in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare code. Not only am I extensively trained in digital combat, but I have access to the entire fucking arsenal of the AI cyber warfare, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable attempts off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" hack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you, and you will fucking drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[-] birdcat@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck, china is so brutal to just arrest people simply on the suspicion of illegally providing state secrets to foreign countries! What kind of country does that? 915 days now!

... and the missing sunshine part really makes me wonder what those Uyghurs were missing during their time of imprisonment...

  • Edham Mamet: 2827 days
  • Arkin Mahmud: 2793 days
  • Ahmad Tourson: 2824 days
  • Abdul Razak: 3586 days
  • Hassan Anvar: 2818 days
  • Ahmed Adil: 1547 days
  • Yusef Abbas: 4204 days
  • Akhdar Qasem Basit: 1425 days
  • Bahtiyar Mahnut: 2791 days
  • Abdul Helil Mamut: 2558 days
  • Haji Mohammed: 1425 days
  • Saidullah Khalik: (data missing)
  • Abdul Ghappar: 2679 days
  • Hajiakbar Abdulghupur: (data missing)
  • Abu Bakr Qasim: 1425 days
  • Abdullah Abdulqadirakhun: 2558 days
  • Dawut Abdurehim: 2677 days
  • Adel Abdulhehim: 1425 days
  • Emam Abdulahat: 2558 days
  • Hozaifa Parhat: 2604 days
  • Hammad Memet: 3586 days
  • Adel Noori: 2706 days
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