[-] daqu@feddit.org 20 points 3 months ago

Au ja, lasst uns einfach für jeden zurückgeschickten Terroristen Geld an die Taliban zahlen, das wird sicher gut.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 64 points 3 months ago

DRM has never stopped me from pirating a game, but multiple times it stopped me from buying it.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 19 points 4 months ago

Ich trag ein feddit.de T-Shirt mit den tollsten Stör-Bildern. Beste Verhütung aller Zeiten.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 22 points 4 months ago

Just send a standard 1411 form with "I do not owe money" in red ink, a 2 cent post stamp and your SIGNATURE to the UK embassy in France. Works every time.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 27 points 4 months ago

Wenn sich die 19 Jährigen AMGs kaufen können, wurde Papas Vermögen nicht hart genug besteuert.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 21 points 4 months ago

You cannot hack a server that's down. Security first!

[-] daqu@feddit.org 21 points 5 months ago

arm the ticket taker event staff.

Do not arm the Ticketmaster people!

[-] daqu@feddit.org 33 points 5 months ago

He wants to fuck the world, so he became a banker.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 31 points 5 months ago

German middle class here. All I can afford is duck and cover.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 24 points 5 months ago

Welche Frisur ohne politische Vorbelastung empfiehlst du denn? Vielleicht könntest du am Vorbild Nordkoreas einige wenige Frisuren vorschreiben um die Freiheit zu schützen.

[-] daqu@feddit.org 22 points 5 months ago

Ich finds super, wenn der Milchdeckel beim Eingießen in den Strahl kommt.

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