Whichever one first crashes into another Alpine gets signed for 2025.

acab

I feel for the hundreds of engineers at Microsoft who have been yelling about these security issues since day one, but cannot say "I told you so" because they'd get fired.

Sin is the root cause of homelessness, but it isn't the sin of the homeless, it is the sin of those who withhold housing.

Apparently everybody before 1800 was a bad parent.

Boeing QA department

Salaries for tech workers went up due to supply and demand, and it started cutting into billionaire's yacht money. So they fired a bunch of people (and used that money to increase executive compensation), which pushes salaries down, so in a year when they need to hire more people, they can hire at a lower rate, and then give themselves bonuses for being so smart.

Unionize.

And a place name with twice as many letters as are necessary.

1. CEO wastes a ton of money on generative AI
2. CEO fires a bunch of people to hit quarterly profit targets

generative AI resulted in job cuts.

Escaped religion.

--my-next-video-card-wont-be-nvidia

Because not one of those laptops have a TrackPoint style mouse.