[-] enkille@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago

Dude's out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

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There was a garage full of counterfeit points but they mysteriously disappeared

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago

Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

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[-] enkille@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

I don't think I'll ever be mentally prepared to see a photo of Rick Scott.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I really just wanted to see the picture she took that was worth getting almost eaten by a bear for.

bearly worth it

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

I've always looked at this in the other direction. Offer services "powered by Al" and as long as you have some dude named Al involved you don't have to waste time and energy on AI.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

Probably the "praying" part

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

I would like to reward whoever had the audacity to exploit toothbrushes with some sort of plaque

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 125 points 6 months ago

I know these things get hot, but 90 degrees when it's not even in use is bananas.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

- Winston Churchill

- Ron DeSantis

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submitted 7 months ago by enkille@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Mine is 3440x1440, same as last year.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 95 points 10 months ago

Hopefully both of the people using snaps can recover from this.

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

How'd you get your balls in a twist?

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

I think it's very appropriate to go ahead and call it the x-social media platform

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