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[-] enkille@lemmy.world 124 points 2 weeks ago

Mandatory forehead tattoos? I dunno, sounds suspiciously like the Mark of the Beast™

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Naw, the mark of the beast is donned willingly. Most of the ones I see are red hats that say "Make America Great Again" in white text.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁

[-] FauxReal@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone remember when he preyed on the greatest fears of Christians to manipulate the vote by implying that Obama is the Antichrist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Wooo, thats a dusty comment section! Didnt know chuck had drank so much of the kool-aid. Thanks for sharing.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 71 points 2 weeks ago

from the party of "dOnT nObOdY tElL mE wHuT tA dOoOoOoO"

[-] Oisteink@feddit.nl 39 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago

Remember that movie where Bruce beat the crap out of chuckie?

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

God I hate that c word.

Anybody got a source on that quote? Looked for a minute but didn't find proof he said that. Chuck is a dumbass and those sentiments are echoed here, but this kind of seems like a fake meme quote to me. Please provide a source if I've missed it!

[-] Enkrod@feddit.de 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20080607034052/http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

Spoiler: It's a humorous text

But it's... well it's something...

If I'm elected president, I will…

[...]

Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, "The Trump House").

Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American.

Chuck Norris is a Socialist he's just too dumb to realize it.

[-] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is like half of Americans.

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't even Socialism, this is just a basic provision against being a Dystopia.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Require Bill Gates and Warren Buffet to personally pay for national, comprehensive medical coverage for every American

Weird that he's ok with taxing billionaires so they can provide universal health care. I see this was in 2007, so when Obama proposed it in 2009, I'm sure he did a complete 180.

Thanks for providing this. Very well might be the source of the quote based on the date published.

Also worldnetdaily.com is known for promoting falsehoods and is considered a hate group so I think there's still a decent chance that even that article linked isn't a real quote from Norris, though it might be since he was self-promoting via "Chuck Norris facts" for a while.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus. The foreshadowing with trump. Chuck is cray cray.

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

OP doesn't care about the truth, only finding reasons to be outraged. Take everything they post with a huge grain of salt.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 33 points 2 weeks ago

Herald for a fascist theocracy.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 24 points 2 weeks ago

What does Bruce Lee have to do with this?

[-] III@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago

Known Atheist, could beat the living shit out of Chuck Norris... had it filmed once.

[-] Ifera@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

They were both famous around the same time, had similar followings and Lee was an atheist.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Norris won a martial arts tournament, and Lee invited him to be the last or second to last boss fight of a movie he was working on, it's how Norris got famous, in the film Lee beats him, idk. I thought it was just a pop culture reference.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Norris and Lee sparred a few times off camera. Norris said of the experience, "I only ever touched him because he let me."

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well, yeah... Chuck is about as formidable as soft cheese.

[-] Reucnalts@feddit.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Water can flow or it can crash....become water, my friend.

[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He mentions Bruce Lee in the same post.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

If I was president I would make all automatic checkouts illegal unless they provide a discount to the customer for using them oh and all those stupid one way barriers at the entrances of storrs must be smashed with hammers

[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Wow did he really say that? He instantly went from 0 to 100 on the asshole scale. I'll definitely spread the word.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know if he said that, but he is a conservative piece of shit.

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He wrote it in a tongue-in-cheek article.

I don't like the guy, but I read the article and I chuckled a couple of times.

[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Chuckle Nortis

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

He also has some supplement brand that him and his kid sell that he claims cured his wife after she was poisoned by an MRI or something like that. Don't quote me on it. That's just what I remember from his trash youtube ads.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday

[-] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would do a new calendar, 5 day weeks, 3 on 2 off, and the leap year day is always an extra off day.

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

365 days in a normal year, even 73 weeks a year... make Leap Day a special case that's never part of a week (ie. week ends, Leap Day, next week starts) and that'd be quite nice. I'd also want to fix time units on a smaller scale but the 60/60/24 may have additional issues with replacing.

[-] MisplacedAstronaut@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's a great way for ol'Chuck Norris to finally put those jokes to rest when he messes with the wrong atheist.

[-] Delusional@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

A religious dumbass would oppress and attack others? Shocker.

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Such a good movie!

I remember watching it as a kid and being like "is that chuck Norris?"

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

wait if I am a non american atheist can I get my own country's flag instead of Muricah?

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nope, American ~~exceptionalist~~ Supremacist drit. You get the American flag and reference to the American god stamped on your head./s

The world would be so better off if the dystopia would just Balkanize already. Saying that as an American.

[-] Halasham@dormi.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think he quite realizes tattoos can be modified... or removed. It'd be easy to have it modified to be the American flag on fire and the text disparaging their vile deity.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, continue destroying that forehead.

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I ain't got a fivehead for nothin

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

If I was president I’d pull anything he’s ever “acted” in citing it’s a form of abuse.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.

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