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$600 for just a BJ sounds like a lot of money.

I thought the cassette was a proprietary shape that wouldn't allow you to put any other ones in.

This is what sold my friends on meta. I kept boasting about my shits and my ghost wipes (toilet paper was clean on the first wipe).

“You’re presumably over the age of 15.”

Source?

This is one of my favourite episodes from the series.

Forgot hot pizza fresh out of the oven

How often does a crash result in not being able to undo your seatbelt but be able to reach for and use a seatbelt cutter?

I was going to day that's the same dock and keyboard I've been using this week.

I wish Alan Turing was still alive and using Grindr. It would probably motivate him to update his test just to wade through the 80% of bot profiles on the app!

FYI you can use a DNS ad blocker to get rid of all the ads in Grindr (and all other apps).

But it is a scummy app.

"I saw an ad last night from Canada. If I was Canada, I'd take that same ad also," said Trump. "But I do believe that everybody's too smart for that." 

Later:

"Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED."