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this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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The windows 3 ding sound
The fake shing noise movies use for unsheathing swords
"Send in the Clowns"
"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead
Navi shouting “HEY! LISTEN!”
Similar vein, I'd go with the treasure chest "Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!"
The Nokia 3310 ringtone
That sentence doesn't convey grammatical aspect, resulting in people's very different understanding (startup or continuous sound?)
It would sound like a Mexican car horn, playing La Cucaracha.
I call my sex nintendo because she puts blow on my cartridge before I stick it in her system
Username suggests otherwise
Windows 95 start theme
Also the error sound when it goes down
DUN
Let's keep these engagement bait posts on reddit
I’m fascinated by the mindset that sees engagement bait in a boner-sound shitpost.
Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
Por que no los dos
Gas weedeater starting up
Full loony tunes theme song.
A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.
NI!
The Killbill fight alarm sound.
That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.
❗
M1 Garand ping
The klaxon from Goldeneye 64
The Pokémon evolution celebration sound
The William Tell Overture Finale.
Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"
It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone
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