Think about it by lars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] lars 6 points 1 day ago

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

I hate it so much I wanna get rid of it all by drinking it by lars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] lars 7 points 1 day ago

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

Twitter by lars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] lars 1 points 1 day ago

I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself

Twitter by lars in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] lars 4 points 2 days ago

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

Anon tries to be ethical by lars in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[-] lars 6 points 2 days ago

Brazzers ethics correct

i really doubt its going to be long before another fascist incel annihilates his family or does a mass shooting cw:Racism, Violence by lars in c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
[-] lars 2 points 2 days ago

And praise baby Jesus for OP living someplace where guns are harder to get than healthcare is.

Trump campaign forced to pay Asheville $82k in advance for rally by lars in c/northcarolina@lemmy.world
[-] lars 2 points 2 days ago

Someone who said that “Trump spends less time on track than a decommissioned train car” was trying to understand why Trump said the speech was about the economy. Now we know.

What are you talking about by lars in c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
[-] lars 2 points 2 days ago

Force an analogy even if you haven’t figured out an applicable one yet

homophone rule by lars in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] lars 2 points 2 days ago

homo and sickle. kinda.

The sovcits have their own social media site and things go as well for them over there as they do on Facebook. by lars in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[-] lars 2 points 2 days ago

This thread’s unaliving me

I too shall begin to use e14n as an excuse by lars in c/datahoarder@lemmy.ml
[-] lars 4 points 2 days ago

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

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I too shall begin to use e14n as an excuse (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by lars to c/datahoarder@lemmy.ml
9 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23677247

Ensh*ttification

https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112956803111115013

I got banned for posting these comics before... Hopefully the satire runs strong... by lars in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[-] lars 5 points 3 days ago

The guyliner

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Trump’s episode at the NABJ reveals that he—and now also The Times—have inferred that being Black is seen as an advantage in American politics. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 week ago by lars to c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
5 comments fedilink
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typical SOV (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by lars to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
4 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18281066

Least long-winded speech of Cicero

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Is this just how it’s gonna be till Election Day? (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by lars to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
193 comments fedilink
  1. never signed up for anything like this,
  2. never donated to or signed up for emails from the DNC, et al.,
  3. political texts like this come all the time, and
  4. I hesitate to reply “stop” because I don’t want them to know this is a live number (is my instinct here outdated/inapplicable?)
1
We all hate disappointment (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by lars to c/me_irl@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
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unlocking a DRM iTunes audio file from before they were unlocked (self.piracy)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by lars to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
5 comments fedilink

This sounds made up.

I purchased a song on iTunes a long time ago, during the time that an Apple ID was required to unlock access to the file. I lost access to the associated email address and Apple ID password. I don’t want to steal a song that I morally own. How do I unlock the file without the Apple ID password?

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If Clinton, Trump, and Did Not Vote were presidential candidates in 2016 (brilliantmaps.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by lars to c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
193 comments fedilink
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They were a bunch of ruling class guys in their 20s and their wives couldn’t vote (!) and neither could their human property (!) and of course, they were traitors to the Crown. Long live George III. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago by lars to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/datahoarder@lemmy.ml
17 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17689141

I'll just save them in this folder so that I can totally come back later and read them.

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Big if true; better than all the dentists named Dennis (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk
17 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2997684

cunk

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the gay agenda (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/gay@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink
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the style at the time (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by lars to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

inspiration

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