overview for lemmebee

UK vows to spend 5% of GDP on national security by 2035 in c/uk_politics@feddit.uk

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Handful of evil bastards have convinced billions of grown ass men and women that the Boogeyman is a real.

Buckle up, cause shit’s about to hit the fan.

We need another pandemic to straighten things out for humans.

After setting a table, when should you expect it to go off? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Ahhhh yes. Thank you.

Can you please relabel "Subscribe" to "Succumb" for this community? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Captive audience

Great plan in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Got laid off a couple of weeks ago, been chilling with my 6 and 9 year old niece and nephew, been going to the beach/pool everyday. It’s heaven (need to get a job though).

Israelis emerge from shelters to devastation after Iran attacks 🎻 in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Searched for sympathy, can’t up empty. You made your bed, now sleep in it.

'They quit after a few hours': Farmers admit they can't find American workers in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You might want to let Trump know that these are his objectives. I don’t think he’s aware that he’s supposed to strengthen OSHA and fight for higher wages.

Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC

I think I've found the issue in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No animals were harmed in the creation of this post

Venice activists plan to disrupt Jeff Bezos's wedding in c/aspen_anti_billionaire_society@midwest.social

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stink bomb every billionaire event world wide. 😷

Who the hell can afford a printer in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] lemmebee@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Just picked one up for $10 at habitat for humanity restore. Works perfectly, scanner too! Still got em.

I’ve heard Xennial and even heard Xellennial, had not heard Xenninial yet. Impressed.