Some of these are fire lowkey

Everything is drinkable once, with a strong enough blender.

Or "I don't smoke weed" and "I don't drink alcohol" when they come up, separately

That ones your best choice.

Except for lobbying

And then the bottom of the ocean.

I'm not buying one until it can drive me from my home in the North Pole to my summer home in Cleveland Ohio.

Girls have arms

If that's all that's like the least damning controversy possible.

The McGuinness' suit categorizes the experience as a "painful wedgie," and alleges that she "suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff's bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs."

Damn

Equivalent to saying Dnd originated from mexico because my dungeon master is Mexican.

Just because a gay guy smoked pot doesn't make stoner culture gay

How do you know if someone uses chrome?

You can find their SSN and credit card number on the dank web in a list of 1k profiles for $1

'The worlds changing and change scares me!'