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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 382 points 9 months ago
[-] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 191 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

Not all broads are like me...

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[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 96 points 9 months ago

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[-] Clipboards@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say

[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 180 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

85% out of 10, what is the half one working?

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 91 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They had fun together, but she didn't go all the way because they were family.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago
[-] TheBERFA@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let's be honest, he probably hadn't even attempted it once.

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[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago

That’s the one we call the Boebert.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 112 points 9 months ago
[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 56 points 9 months ago

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

85% of the time, it works every time!

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 102 points 9 months ago

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 months ago

This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 95 points 9 months ago

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[-] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 48 points 9 months ago

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 31 points 9 months ago

oh damn, a perfect score

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[-] aredditimmigrant@endlesstalk.org 76 points 9 months ago

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 31 points 9 months ago

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[-] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Sure, but this is 4chan. They tend to operate with integrity.

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[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn't go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.

[-] Doesnotexist@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?

[-] lapommedeterre@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half

[-] AeroLemming@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That question makes up 10% of all 37 comments on this post.

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[-] messianic@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Remember to turn off notification sounds 😉

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 39 points 9 months ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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[-] mounderfod 36 points 9 months ago

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think the term here is 'chadfishing.'

There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it's mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.

Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.

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[-] min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi 29 points 9 months ago

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

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[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 27 points 8 months ago

So he tried it ten times and it worked 8 times and a half time?

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[-] DreadTowel@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago
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[-] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 8 months ago

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

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[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

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[-] ebenixo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

tinder is a narcissist honey pot

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Why do I feel promiscuity is disgusting? I have no connection to a stupid religion, neither do I care about social standards in that regard. Am I old fashioned or uptight? But since I was a teenager I despise it to the point I had the opportunity and said no, several times (when I was younger, I'm around 40 now) My buddies always said i'm stupid asf, I don't know. Am I? Got 2 girlfriends in my life, the last one now for 20 years (still going), all my experience you can count on one hand, I don't feel inhibited in my "skills", at least what the feedback tells me, but on the other hand there's clearly a bias, idk.

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[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Interesting. Counterpoint, anon's a dick for manipulating people like that.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Counter to what? That is the point.

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[-] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

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