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Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system (images.pr0gramm.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Brand@feddit.de to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 384 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren’t fantasies fun?

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 193 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Not all broads are like me...

[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

What's the deal with airplane food though?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 96 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] Clipboards@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say