rustyfish

I have the feeling some of these are straight up shitposts. Had to laugh at the one explaining the tires.

12. But why tho?

Immediately starts singing in glee.

That a lot of people are just insufferable assholes and you either join them or stay generally friendly so you don’t harm the non assholes, which in turn might be exploited by the assholes.

Are they still mumbling about 3 days till Ukraine collapses like they do since checks watch February 24th 2022?

So one can’t piss, gets panic attacks, can’t piss, sees shit, can’t piss and then Alt+F4 themselves. All while they can’t piss.

Yeah, I think Elmo deserves that.

This mindset you just described “Everyone is against us because they fear us” is a recurring theme with that one uncle who isn’t invited to Christmas parties anymore. It is horrifyingly common.

There have been so many versions of the O-5 council, every time I just assume anything is possible and just roll with it. It’s SCP-001 all over again and they are all “viable” in their own right. It’s less about what is written but how good it is written.

With that said, in my head the “real” O-5 consists entirely of mundane humans with vastly varying morals. But the administrator either being an anomaly himself or at least fucked with some high tier SCP at some point.

The head of Severomorsk, Vladimir Yevmenkov, denies that any explosions occurred in the city. According to him, this information does not correspond to reality.

"As of now, the situation is stable. No threats have been recorded. Do not panic and trust only verified sources of information," he wrote on social media.

So this absolutely happened then. If you want to know the truth, just assume the opposite of what the Russian government says.

What I get from this:

This AI generated Ukrainian attack has been coordinated by the Finns and the general responsible for security should be executed. Also nobody cares.

Wow.

Inhumane piece of shit.

There is no one around me. They are all behind me.

Yes I am a BMW driver. How could you tell?