shnizmuffin

Heard money.

Any layperson can tell that's not Cosmic Tornado, it's Final Flash.

give updates to your customers when things go wrong!

No, never, you can't make me.

In the other direction: we thicken the chili with instant mashed potatoes, melt sharp cheddar on top, scoop with corn chips, and dollop sour cream.

Is this a foxconn assembly plant / dormatory?

Yeah, then buy them a single ticket to a Mets game. Neverending emails. Hundreds of individual lists.

What a throwback! It's amazing that we can now simply download more ram.

Whoa, shit. That's awesome of you and also remember: most people are idiots and the dumbest ones are loudest.

As I Giants idiot

So close.

~~You're free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.~~

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you're probably not wrong.

Soft.

SCREAMING FOR VAN-GENCE