shnizmuffin

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can't afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.

Heard money.

Any layperson can tell that's not Cosmic Tornado, it's Final Flash.

give updates to your customers when things go wrong!

No, never, you can't make me.

In the other direction: we thicken the chili with instant mashed potatoes, melt sharp cheddar on top, scoop with corn chips, and dollop sour cream.

Is this a foxconn assembly plant / dormatory?

Yeah, then buy them a single ticket to a Mets game. Neverending emails. Hundreds of individual lists.

What a throwback! It's amazing that we can now simply download more ram.

Whoa, shit. That's awesome of you and also remember: most people are idiots and the dumbest ones are loudest.

As I Giants idiot

So close.

~~You're free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.~~

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you're probably not wrong.