thenextguy

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How many algerians? Were they free range?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Begun, the phone battery wars have.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He looks quite concerned.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Alma Cogan was a popular singer who had died recently when this was written. So kind of a 'too soon?' thing.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The cat in the picture certainly isn't having his turn.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Today is a weed? Are you spraying tomorrow as well?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or a mathematician.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese!"

https://youtu.be/v8xc4wuDB8Q

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My arm started itching after reading this. Thanks.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Our sun will never explode, so you can feel better about that one.

It will only swell to a red giant and incinerate the inner planets.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was watching this video on neutron stars the other day, and apparently there is a kind of matter containing Strange quarks that acts as a catalyst to convert any other matter it touches into more of itself. Like Vonnegut's Ice 9, but far worse. And apparently some people think it could be created in the LHC. The entire planet could be converted into a super dense ball of this stuff in minutes.

"Oops"

 

There's a toilet paper ad where they claim they were voted number one product of the year.

Shouldn't they prefer to be number two?

 
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