tipicaldik

joined 2 years ago
[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just looking at this gave me a blister.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spent a dozen years managing auto service centers from '87-'99. Chevrolet Z-71 owners were by far the biggest dickheads I had to deal with on a daily basis. Back then, Ford and Dodge truck owners were all just fairly normal folks, but something about those Z-71's seemed to attract the most extreme shitwillies...

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

31 more murders on that fat fucking pedophiles head

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

JefF Foxworthy's routine about that was pretty funny... He rambled through all the different body parts whose size could indicate a man has a big dick; his feet, hands, ears, nose, etc... "Well he needs to be packing because he's probably one goofy looking SOB.."

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

an anagram of epstein is "peniest".

that's a word, ain't it? I'm sure it describes them somehow...

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've started saying it every time I grab the remote control to get his fat ass off my TV screen...

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. That clarifies things for me. All this time I've been using smartphones and I didn't know this was a thing. I use my calendar a lot, so I assume for something to appear in it like that, it needs to be put there intentionally. Not gonna lie, but when that last one appeared right before my eyes I got straight-up spooked.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

yeah, but I haven't downloaded or installed anything for years. I can't stand staring at these tiny screens for very long, and for me, most internet surfing on mobile is an exercise in frustration. Aside from the maps and a crossword puzzle app I've had for years, all I use it for is the phone, texts, and sometimes work emails and IM's, and of course the calendar, which I rely on quite a bit. Mostly, tho, I live behind a desktop PC.

 

I'm getting events added to my Galaxy phone's calendar. One was supposed to be an invitation to confirm my $400 order with McAfee, (this happened twice in the last week, and another similar one for a Microsoft service that popped in while I was looking at and deleting the first one. It literally appeared while I was looking at it, and was scheduled for about 3 hours later tonight. I deleted it immediately. Scam emails and text messages I can understand, but how in the hell are they putting this shit in my phones calendar? They have a lot of text in them and links that appear as phone numbers. Has anyone else experienced anything like this? I'm worried I've got some kind of mal-ware on my phone...

 

The news of the tragic death of Gene Hackman (RIP!) reminded me that even tho I had always wanted to watch it, I had never seen the French Connection. I did a web search to find out who was streaming it, and I noticed in the search results that archive.org had it on their site. Just Watch said on their site that Amazon Prime could stream it for free. My wife has a Prime account, so I made a mental note and decided to go to Archive.org and watch it there since I'm sitting at my computer. It loads up and starts playing, no problems, and then at about 10 minutes in, my browser throws an error, and Voila! just like that the video is gone, suddenly no longer available. I get immediately suspicious and log in to Prime, and no, in fact, I cannot stream it for free, but I can rent it for $3.99. Nobody on this planet can convince me that Amazon's greed didn't have something to do with it getting yanked from Archive.org...

Opportunistic assholes.

 

I have been partoking for 45 years. I'm not used to having A choice, let alone this many choices... I feel like I need to go to all of the places and try all of the things! I'd love to hear from any fellow Floridians about their favorite dispensaries etc...

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