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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[-] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 87 points 4 months ago

Now do chocolate starfish

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 22 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the instructions were clear!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Did you get yourself a cookie?

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 8 points 4 months ago

Only in a hot dog flavored water.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

A huge supply of tish

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 3 points 4 months ago

That's fucked up!

[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I was just thinking "I'd like a pack of chocolate starfish to pair with my hot dog sparkling water"

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