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I wish for free healthcare in my country
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Granted. You blink, and when you open your eyes you're in Germany. You're a full German citizen. You own a lovely flat in Munich. Your phone is full of contacts - people and family and friends throughout Germany. You have a German driver's license, you have a job at a German company, and your bank account is filled with Euros.
You speak no German.
You know all those news stories you hear about “Person wakes up and can only speak a language they never knew before”. That’s the cover story for these events.
German man wakes up, can only speak English.
Which is largely fine, as most Germans speak English.
I 100% thought that twist was going in a different direction. Other than getting fired in fairly short order, this sounds kind of fun and exciting.
I honestly wouldn't mind this.
You later find out you're Jason Bourne.