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Residents Beg Michigan Mayor to Stop Solar Eclipse - He Scientifically Can't (rivergrandrapids.com)
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“I've been told that I need to stop this eclipse and I do not have the authority to do that. So yes, people are really concerned. But we're just trying to prepare them.”

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the end of the article it asks "why come to Luna Pier when you can be in Toledo with get better amenities and the eclipse lasts longer?"

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Because things are too expensive and sold out in ~~Toronto~~ Toledo.They’re not in Luna Pier.

Edit: Geography’s hard….

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You're off by a few letters or 250+ miles there 😄

[–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Toledo: the Great White North.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Ha! I’d say a few letters.