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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke. (cdn.masto.host)

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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 6 months ago

It's the oils in your home it's fulla oils

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

Nah bro, it's the 5G that's stickifying the dust

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Stem cells from aborted babies.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Futa oils

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the gender fluid.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

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