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submitted 6 months ago by Shkshkshk@dice.camp to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 6 months ago

It's the oils in your home it's fulla oils

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

Nah bro, it's the 5G that's stickifying the dust

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Stem cells from aborted babies.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the gender fluid.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

😳😳😳

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 12 points 6 months ago

Everyone's got to settle down sometime

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Things haven't been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say "fecal particulates" is a good day

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 months ago
[-] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 6 months ago

From top to bottom these read like you’re being gaslit and having to get more and more assertive until you’re not even asking a question anymore. It’s just self assurance that you’re not crazy lmao

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

There's no insects to stir it up and loosen it.

[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 months ago

Because of all the woke there is, probably

[-] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 7 points 6 months ago

You actually reminded of this wonderful #dream I had last night about explaining to my fiancée how earthworms are an invasive species

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Half are indoor smokers. None have heard of feather-dusters ... outside the context of the bedroom.

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