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[-] Norgur@fedia.io 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 101 points 5 months ago

But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 37 points 5 months ago

But the human will let you suck her dick. So

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but I've already done that. So

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I learned I'm not into that. So

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 20 points 5 months ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 4 points 5 months ago

How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don't think you're talking about when a family farm's donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I'm honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 5 months ago
[-] Norgur@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago

Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

horse maybe, but donkey? they're very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn't make sense.

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

You might be taking the internet too seriously

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

You might take me too seriously

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Seriously might be taking too internet

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

Might seriously taking me, too

[-] growingentropy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

[-] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Looks like an elf to me!

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

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