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Horse rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago

It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

Or maybe this is made up

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 month ago

Or maybe this is made up

Nuh uh.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Source: I was the horse

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 12 points 1 month ago

RIP

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Yumm, cremated horsecock.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

mr hands is that you?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

[-] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

what do you think?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....