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"I've been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public" (I've been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)
"My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it" (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)
"I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid" (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)
"luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand" (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)
It was a worthwhile sacrifice, but I’m definitely gonna name & shame! Wouldn’t touch WiFi if it weren’t a dead zone.
Also gave me a chance to complain about some of their other business practices. (Certainly wouldn’t have shopped there if I hadn’t been asked to this one time.)
I’ve never seen this message before so they seem an outlier even in the greedy corporate world. Enough complaints and every once in a while a business changes their practices. Why not whine a little? 🙂