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One trick I have, if you ever meet an astrology person who claims "there's no such thing as a good or a bad sign, all have positive and negative traits!" Ask them their opinion of Scorpios. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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You'll realize that lines total bullcrap in 10 seconds.

Aries works for this too.

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[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

My trick with astrology people is "i don't believe in astrology because i'm an aquarius".

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

my trick with astrology people is pulling down my pants and taking a shit on the floor (i've been holding it a long time so it comes out quick) whenever they speak

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

"Thank God I'm an atheist."

[-] Boxscape 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if they hit you with a lil', when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ♫?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

GOOD bit

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I'm definitely going to remember this

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