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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

[-] cafeinux@infosec.pub 49 points 2 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Hey, that's pretty good!

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TODO list

• ~~wake up_~~

• ~~_go to work~~

• sleep < "welp cant do that now"

[-] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

That's the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald's.

[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mmmm, McDonald's

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 2 months ago

That punchable smirk.

[-] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Is.. is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.

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