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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 171 points 4 months ago

You can tell it's fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 98 points 4 months ago

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

[-] cafeinux@infosec.pub 49 points 4 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Hey, that's pretty good!

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

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[-] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

That's the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald's.

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 4 months ago

That punchable smirk.

[-] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Is.. is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 months ago

Also he doesn't look terribly out of shape

[-] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

And his hands are too big.

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[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 12 points 4 months ago

And he isn't fatter and orange enough.

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[-] Valthorn@feddit.nu 124 points 4 months ago

No you're not.

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 108 points 4 months ago

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 100 points 4 months ago

That's enough Lemmy for today

[-] Clearwater@lemmy.world 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I'll do something else.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Should have had him wearing a diaper..

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[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 37 points 4 months ago

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago

That's enough time on planet earth for me

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago
[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he's deep-throating Kamala.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 34 points 4 months ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Me neither. Wise decision.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

"How to unthink a thought"

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

This election just keeps on giving

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Oh man yeah.

Oh boy. Yep. That's a thing oh jeez guys

[-] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn't think it possible.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
[-] takeda@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It originates from this picture: https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here's more background: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago

Hint: what follows next is porn

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