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John Brown killed 50 gorillion people after eating up all the grain in Kansas with his big spoon stalin-comical-spoon JB-shining-aggro

This guy is semi-notable on Twitter. He's best known for being kicked off a somewhat successful podcast for being a creep.

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[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 104 points 2 months ago

Lmao blaming John Brown for the civil war is both extremely stupid and defending slavery.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Once again, it’s a very lucky coincidence that the “party of personal responsibility” is never personally responsible for anything ever.

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

They're personally responsible for everything they've done wrong, and it's just so happens that they never do anything wrong. That's how you know they're good people. If they weren't, they'd be punishing themselves.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reactionary Rule Number One - Never let your own bullets hit you in the face.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The ears are fair game though

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

It's not too unreasonable and this is an argument that Norm Finkelstein has made when discussing Al Aqsa Flood. Nat Turner's rebellion was an important inspiration for John Brown, then the Harper's Ferry Raid led pretty directly to the initial events of the Civil War. But acting like it's somehow a bad thing that the American Civil War happened is the most liberal ahistorical take on American history ever. What were slaves supposed to do? Vote?

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the Harper's Ferry Raid led pretty directly to the initial events of the Civil War

The ambient fear of a national slave revolt was one Confederate leadership was obsessed with, despite the fact that these slave rebellions were extremely rare and never successful. Harper's Ferry was a kind-of 9/11 of its era, because it brought the ahem Sum of All Fears to this sudden realization. And the fact that it fell flat practically overnight didn't matter. It set of a wave of Bad Vibes (by way of mass media) that rocked the Southern States by forcing leaders to acknowledge the degree to which their institution was openly reviled. The governors of the Dixie States revolted under the naive assumption that they could quench the flames of abolitionism by crushing the northern states in a military conflict.

Harper's Ferry became a rallying point for the Republican electoralists. And it likely helped mobilize support for Lincoln as a populist candidate by making the end of slavery look like a thing that was possible. But it didn't cause the Civil War, simply because it was one of the early dominoes to fall. It was merely a symptom of the disease that was slavery. In the same way that 9/11 was Blowback from half a century of American militarism and regime change in the Middle East.

The cause of the Civil War was slavery and all the events leading up to the war were also the result of slavery. It would be more accurate to say that slavery caused The Harper's Ferry Raid than that the Raid caused the War.

What were slaves supposed to do? Vote?

Obviously, they were supposed to earn their freedom by working so hard that slavery went away on its own.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"John Brown's body is rotting in the grave; his soul is marching on!"

People who try to claim the civil war wasn't about slavery are fools or liars. The Union Marching song directly stated that the union army was the sword of an angry god coming down on the slavers in the name of freedom.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword; His truth is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;

They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;

I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps, His day is marching on.

I have read His fiery gospel writ in rows of burnished steel!

-"As ye deal with my condemners, so with you My grace shall deal!

Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel, " Since God is marching on.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;

He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;

Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him; be jubilant, my feet! Our God is marching on.

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,

With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;

As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free! While God is marching on.

People will tell you to your face that the war was about secular economics or some shit. I'm sure the haute boug thought that, but the normal people who volunteered and marched south with guns and uniforms they bought with their own money were on a holy crusade against evil.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remember singing that song/hymn in church as a kid. Though I think the lyric was changed to "let us live to make men free".

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

geordi-no Blaming

geordi-yes Giving Credit

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

What were slaves supposed to do? Vote?

Yes bazinga

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Every 3/5 counts!

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah I guess I was more saying blaming Brown instead of slavers

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[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

been said but the harper's ferry raid was interesting because the second it got on the telegraph wire that it was happening/happened, journalists flocked and the coverage became a huge story, and that as an event/news cycle likely spurred on the civil war in a big way lol.

Like it galvanized radical abolitionists and moderates alike, it spooked the shit out of the southern aristocracy. Both doubled down in response, the conditions for the civil war were laid

it's an interesting cause and effect. It's also nowhere close to the only cause, but it kind of was the straw that broke the camel.

edit: it's kind of weird to think about if it hadn't happened the way it did. What if it hadn't been covered in the same way? What if it was an obscure blip in west virginian history? Would we have gotten the war? would the outcome have been the same? would slavery have ended without the civil war? when? what would the post-emancipation landscape look like?

no good answers, all speculative, but it's weirdly important as an event imo. It gets silo'd off as this sort of separate prelude, but it's kind of way more important than that. John Brown and his sons are literally created martyrs and its weird. it's real weird.

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pretty sure the civil war still would have happened, the contradiction between the southern slaver capitalists and the northern industrial capitalists had sharpened to the point that it could only be resolved by armed conflict.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

big "communists killed millions of german soldiers in the 1940s" energy

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