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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 224 points 2 weeks ago

"You should know that 9 out of 10 people who undergo this surgery will die. But don't worry, the last 9 people who took this surgery all died, so you're in the clear!"

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Technically 1 out of 1 people who undergo that procedure die, eventually. Same is true for people who elect not to have the procedure done, eventually.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

That's not confirmed. Only about 93% of people who ever lived died so far.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Death rate is also strongly correlated with when you were born. We’ve gotten much better at not being dead in the last 100 years. For people born in 1924 the death rate is nearly 100%, but for people born in 2024 it has dropped close to zero!

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Being alive has both a 100% morbidity rate and a 100% mortality rate.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Main cause of divorces are marriages.

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