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Austrian airlines leaves Xitter (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)
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[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 weeks ago

It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.

That was a fun trip

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] techwithjake@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.

[-] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey speak for yourself. i think about this ALL the time when i go to the dog park

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.

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