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I don't follow the American national anthem lyrics, I just googled them for the tag line and wtf.

Edit: oh its about some battle according to my bf

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[โ€“] Verenata@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Im pretty good at BJs myself as well actuallly ๐Ÿ’… lmao

Okay so I think I followed ๐Ÿฅฐ

So Zuck is actually really good at grappling and it's not just for show to the point people trained and well read can be like holy shit leo-point

Musk is a lying hack who lists a load of stuff he did as a middle age crisis or as a kid and thinks being tall, big and pretending he can throw a bunch will somehow rival actual skill and technique someone seriously nurtured.

That it?

[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't go so far as to say he's good. When it comes to white belts, you don't exactly bring your A-game against them. You have to play around with them, try your silliest moves, and control the pace. If you watch Lex fight him, you might see that Zuck can only work techniques because Lex gives him some space to try. The thing is that Zuck is showing the kind of competency you can expect of a white belt in general. He's not fighting like a celebrity, he's part of the crew, part of the ship. And I think you can expect a BJJ practitioner, in general, to beat the divorced as a state of mind Elon Musk in a 1 on 1.

Besides that, yeah, you're exactly right. At the end of the day, grappling, while being very human and ubiquitous with every culture ever, is very funny. If you want to watch a really funny fight (or at least the theatrics around it), might I suggest Craig Jones vs Gabi Garcia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HID-Xi8hOUw). It's only kind of problematic because Craig's whole mission was to get women athletes paid.

[โ€“] Verenata@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

rat-salute-2 aye aye captain

[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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