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I don't follow the American national anthem lyrics, I just googled them for the tag line and wtf.

Edit: oh its about some battle according to my bf

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago (15 children)

because killing everyone you disagree with will fix your life?

guarantee you this person advocated for glassing the middle east in the early 2000s

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I'd put money on it. Like a decent amount. 100% this guy was a "muslamists aren't compatible with our values" ghoul and still probably is. It's cos the ceo was white he's blates mad.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Who wants to bet he’s advocated for the funny rope day at least once?

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[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Phrasing this as some kind of trivial disagreement is an extension of politics in the US being totally disconnected from the material conditions and lives of most everyday people. They literally can't comprehend the idea that executives should be held accountable for the death and destruction their companies leave behind

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Motherfuckers saying "diagreements" like this guy got killed over his pizza topping or ice cream preferences or something.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's Americans who have seen the response to this guys death and been like "wait maybe I'm wrong here?"

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (10 children)

shirley there has been at least one

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I actually want you to call me Shirley, thanks

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[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probs said β€œwe might disagree about who we voted for but we can still be friends”, or something, which is a load of bollocks.

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[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is a systemic problem to be sure, but that doesn't mean that enriching yourself through the extreme imisseration of others is somehow morally neutral. Like that american who went to Palestine, stole land and defended himself with "If I didn't steal it someone else would".

When your entire economic system is based on extreme inequality it makes sense that this is a line of thinking that would be both spread and adapted. I don't have to question why child workers are manufacturing my goods under extremely poor and dangerous conditions, it is just how the world is.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What disagreement? honk

What disagreement motherfucker? big-honk

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

They're always vague like that, because if they said "Kill people just because they think they should be allowed to choose to withhold life-saving treatments just to line their own pockets", then it would sound absolutely justified.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The founding fathers used to duel to the death people for much less.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We nearly had musk v Elon in mma. It's so unfair. I despise them both but I'd love watching the lizard man beat the crap out of him in the ring.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Musk vs Elon

Trust no one, not even yourself.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Old school proper duel with flintlock pistols and it's a total tie with both landing lucky shots on each other, 2 shitbirds 1 stone.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Nooo staaahhppp I don't want to dream!!!

What if zuck won the duel but was injured and as he walked to like go get treatment and his trophy someone just goes "sorry Mr zuck but your skibidi" and the film ends as the bullet takes out zuck and we get cringe 2010 dude action movie expendebles style ending credits with nu-metal kicking in and explosions bskslfkekeldleldlelr that's an explosion sound

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know in my heart that Zuck would have won that fight and it wouldn't have been close. If you look at his competition footage and his stuff with Lex Friedman you'll see him kind of fumbling around, but he's within the 1 standard deviation of a white belt. (Looking back on them with my last year of progress, I see the INSANE foot sweeps he could have hit if he knew they were there). He doesn't get flustered when the rubber meets the road and he is able to execute a game plan. He can do SOMETHING which is more than enough to stop Dr. Eggman.

I think he low diffs if not no diffs

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I have no idea what any of this means I'm so sorry 😭

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

If I recall correctly, the Hamilton-Burr rivalry started with a disagreement over federal banking and how currency should be minted.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Craven apologist boot-people always boil down life and death exploitation to "a disagreement". To quote from someone here: "Fuck you, I wish your entire ideological cohort had been more thoroughly disagreed with in World Disagreement II"

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Lmao it took me a second to follow that 🀣

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

wreck people with one simple response when they chastise you for violent rhetoric:

"im not a pacifist and neither are you"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It might not fix my life completely, but it would improve it measurably

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Bring back trial by combat for CEOs but it's against a real life polar bear.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah he just "Disagrees" . with the right to life ..

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

It's such a fucking silly comeback, like my dude did you think this was deep or well thought out? This is Ben shapiro levels of rebuttal. 0/10 lmao bad lib.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

uncritical support to americans killing each other until the continent turns into a nature preserve

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We simply had a disagreement whether this cancer treatment should be covered under the insurance policy I am paying for.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Disagreement noted insurance man gunpoint

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

because killing everyone you disagree with will fix your life?

[x] yes chad.jpeg

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends on where you draw the line on level of disagreement really. Which issues do we disagree on? If it’s β€œThe poor should die” yes actually killing everyone who disagrees with me would improve things dramatically

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Errmmm yes I think anyone who thinks "the poor should die" is vigilante bait πŸ’ͺ

[–] AnarchoCummunist@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That song is just about some illegal Chinese fireworks.

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

because killing everyone you disagree with will fix your life?

i mean

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