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State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
It's Yuri btw, if you really wanted to know.
And no THIS IS NOT READING THEORY.
Edit: If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.
Edit 2: no seriously I'm actually suffering psychological pain just learning of its existence.
Edit 3: 
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
"This game... I had seen this game in thousands of other forms, in that ghastly urban sprawl that riddles the modern world like a disease. Developers with names that wind the whole world ’round tear deep into the heart of the gaming community!
They drain the life, culture and variety from each hidden corner of our Steam store... In their place, a relentless spew of "PORN GAMES". Visual novels, puzzle games, anime games, dating sims... A panoply of bright horny distractions designed more to pacify mankind than to fullfill them.
Well then... Let us see the might of these "porn games"! The fluid of wet dreams is an expensive price to pay! One with the mettle to use so potent an unguent must produce a game of great power!
I needed to SEE that power! I needed to be SURE of it! A good game must be in my hands! Prove to me your might! You grey slag society! SHOW ME FREEDOM FROM WANT, PARADISE IN MY HANDS, YOU BASTARDS!"
Very apropos. Add a dash of esoteric ocultic references ~~And a dose of DMT~~ and it'll be perfect!
Though I don't know what elements of the Ars Esoterica would even be remotely suitable for this dung heap
Or instead of occult stuff, references to Mesopotamian culture would also do the trick.
What do you mean with "Ars Esoterica"?
I think the Akkadian Mesopotamian culture, with probably some random references to the Caanite-Phoenicians used to insult gamers, would be perfect indeed!
Also ars esoterica means esoteric arts in Latin, its basically me being a fancy bitch dabbling with some of the mystic verbiage shit to sound mystical.
Yeah, no shit!