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Edit: If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.

Edit 2: no seriously I'm actually suffering psychological pain just learning of its existence.

Edit 3: whywhywhywhywhy WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

calling Lenin ditzy is fascist, and i think that's nonsectarian. anyone that's got a problem with that can meet me in the hardee's parking lot at 9 pm and i'll fight ya

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

I'mma pull up. But not to fight just to drink and watch you beat ass.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

is this waht people mean when they tell me to read thoery

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

If it was yaoi it would be a 10/10

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Who invites someone over for the sole purpose of eating Popsicles?

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know, but if it's those real fruit ones, I'm accepting the invite

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

If they got some mango paletas I'm inviting myself over

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

You’ve never been to a popsicle party before??? You’re seriously missing out.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We gotta meet the people where they’re at, and the younger generations seem to have responded well to anime girls.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They also respond to heads in toilets and Cocoa melons, but I'd much rather dunk myself in a giant jar of Vaseline then set myself on fire like a giant candle than even devote one calorie of energy to creating anything of that sort of material

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Skibidi Stalin, Joe Joe Joe! Skibidi-Skibidi Stalin! Hitler's anguish (A-dolf)! My army's causing Hitler's anguish! Hitler's vanquished! Thank my army, Hitler's vanquished! Skibidi Skibidi!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have not been exposed to this so I'm thankfully ignorant on its substance, but the psychic energy from those words also sting at my gray matter

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's no way you haven't seen Skibidi Biden, there's no way.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

alphys-smug yes way. My mind remains untainted from the existence of the skibidi Biden.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If there’s any consolation prize: I find that gen alpha DESPISES Cocomelon, like it’s their generation’s version of Barney the Dinosaur:

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

What? I find myself rapidly growing out of touch with the kids. I feel like Steve Buscemi in that one movie now.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting

Such culture~

[–] AnarchoCynicalist@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

DO NOT BE SWAYED BY ITS YURI MARCUS! This variance exists ONLY in emulation of greater powers forever beyond their grasp! A fact that vexes those warlocks, so haggard, aged and proud ever on through their days of restless slumber.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Damn I was going to post this yesterday but then I got eepy and forgot

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.

"This game... I had seen this game in thousands of other forms, in that ghastly urban sprawl that riddles the modern world like a disease. Developers with names that wind the whole world ’round tear deep into the heart of the gaming community!

They drain the life, culture and variety from each hidden corner of our Steam store... In their place, a relentless spew of "PORN GAMES". Visual novels, puzzle games, anime games, dating sims... A panoply of bright horny distractions designed more to pacify mankind than to fullfill them.

Well then... Let us see the might of these "porn games"! The fluid of wet dreams is an expensive price to pay! One with the mettle to use so potent an unguent must produce a game of great power!

I needed to SEE that power! I needed to be SURE of it! A good game must be in my hands! Prove to me your might! You grey slag society! SHOW ME FREEDOM FROM WANT, PARADISE IN MY HANDS, YOU BASTARDS!"

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Very apropos. Add a dash of esoteric ocultic references ~~And a dose of DMT~~ and it'll be perfect!

Though I don't know what elements of the Ars Esoterica would even be remotely suitable for this dung heap

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or instead of occult stuff, references to Mesopotamian culture would also do the trick.

What do you mean with "Ars Esoterica"?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the Akkadian Mesopotamian culture, with probably some random references to the Caanite-Phoenicians used to insult gamers, would be perfect indeed!

Also ars esoterica means esoteric arts in Latin, its basically me being a fancy bitch dabbling with some of the mystic verbiage shit to sound mystical.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

ars esoterica means esoteric arts

Yeah, no shit! madeline-deadpan

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now you got me sad that they stopped making TTS

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm really enjoying their world of darkness content more than their TTS content. Probably because the writers and voice actors feel more free to create their own world of darkness than they were when they were working within the very contained world of Warhammer 40k.

That's not even mentioning the sheer jump in production quality they've achieved since jumping ship off of the gamesworkshop IP. I think they're the WoD equivalent of whatever that Matt Mercer D&D Show is called with just the level of passion and calculated thought theyve poured into their new project.

That said I do miss their making fun of the smurfs.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Their new series is definitely a banger, but TTS is actually what got me into Warhammer so it's got that nostalgia factor. No more JoJo custodes or "it is I, CATO SICARIUS" :(

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I definitely get that since I feel the same way. I guess we can only hope that GW knocks off their bullshit.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I am just going to study it for... reasons.