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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 87 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Its going to be really funny when trumps takes over and musk and vivek keep calling the white chuds losers from their goverment doge jobs.

It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen

edit: Incredible things are happening in the Chud civil war

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Yo if there are full metal jackets in that doohickey, you may get both at once

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

is this what grok dreams about

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (5 children)

He’s gonna get got by some absurd bazinga brain doohickey that is made too look like something from cyberpunk 2077

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His car will blow up and they'll spend months looking for the bomber but it turns out the car just did that

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does he actually drive a Tesla? Would be really funny if he can’t because Tesla’s executive life insurance policy doesn’t allow him to or anything.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't need insurance. He's got pay out of pocket money

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

He kinda doesn’t, all his money is loans backed by the value of stocks he owns. Idk the details of how financing works are that scale, but potentially a lot of Tesla’s day-to-day financing probably operates on low interest loans backed by the value of its own stocks, which could create a bad feedback loop if it drops by a certain percent. I imagine there’s gotta be an insurance system for execs of high cap companies so the company doesn’t vanish overnight due to insane fiscal setups like that.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the gristle gun made from bones and viscera from eXistenZ (1999) that fires teeth at high velocity

[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

self aiming smart bullets. orrrr.. with today's tech, maybe a gun that fires streams of tiny explosive drones

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Someone will make a working Dominator from Psycho-Pass and he'll explode

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Sometimes the Cool Zone is actually pretty cool.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

glasses-off If far more credible, verified subscriber accounts (not bots) mute/block your account compared to those who like your posts

glasses-on I have created an echo chamber for anyone dumb enough to give me money

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago

unregretted user-seconds

That's one way of saying you're designing the hellsite algorithm to waste as much of users' time as possible.

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Musk would require The Jackal, or someone very talented, patient and cunning.

His security team now operates like a mini-Secret Service, and he is guarded more like a head of state than a business executive, security experts said. Mr. Musk, who was once flanked by two bodyguards, travels with as many as 20 security professionals who show up to research escape routes or to clear a room before he enters. They often carry guns and have a medical professional in tow for Mr. Musk, who has been code-named “Voyager” by his security team.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

The purpose of a code name is to talk about something without others knowing what it is you're talking about. Deeply unserious security team. Code names should basically be changed to something random on a daily basis or at least for each operation.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Mr. Musk, who has been code-named “Voyager” by ~~his security team~~ himself

Although I'm surprised musk wouldn't choose a much more cringe codename

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

They often carry guns and have a medical professional in tow for Mr. Musk

Literally exactly like that One Piece villain from that early arc where the met Chopper

[–] mbt2402@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Chud civil war

It should have a nickname. "Chuddar" gets my vote.

It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen.

I wonder if Musk's kids start appearing with him 100% of the time in public.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

It should have a nickname

The sKKKism