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Its going to be really funny when trumps takes over and musk and vivek keep calling the white chuds losers from their goverment doge jobs.
It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen
edit: Incredible things are happening in the Chud civil war
Yo if there are full metal jackets in that doohickey, you may get both at once
is this what grok dreams about
He’s gonna get got by some absurd bazinga brain doohickey that is made too look like something from cyberpunk 2077
His car will blow up and they'll spend months looking for the bomber but it turns out the car just did that
Does he actually drive a Tesla? Would be really funny if he can’t because Tesla’s executive life insurance policy doesn’t allow him to or anything.
He doesn't need insurance. He's got pay out of pocket money
He kinda doesn’t, all his money is loans backed by the value of stocks he owns. Idk the details of how financing works are that scale, but potentially a lot of Tesla’s day-to-day financing probably operates on low interest loans backed by the value of its own stocks, which could create a bad feedback loop if it drops by a certain percent. I imagine there’s gotta be an insurance system for execs of high cap companies so the company doesn’t vanish overnight due to insane fiscal setups like that.
the gristle gun made from bones and viscera from eXistenZ (1999) that fires teeth at high velocity
self aiming smart bullets. orrrr.. with today's tech, maybe a gun that fires streams of tiny explosive drones
Someone will make a working Dominator from Psycho-Pass and he'll explode
Sometimes the Cool Zone is actually pretty cool.
That's one way of saying you're designing the hellsite algorithm to waste as much of users' time as possible.
Musk would require The Jackal, or someone very talented, patient and cunning.
The purpose of a code name is to talk about something without others knowing what it is you're talking about. Deeply unserious security team. Code names should basically be changed to something random on a daily basis or at least for each operation.
Although I'm surprised musk wouldn't choose a much more cringe codename
Literally exactly like that One Piece villain from that early arc where the met Chopper
"voyager"
It should have a nickname. "Chuddar" gets my vote.
I wonder if Musk's kids start appearing with him 100% of the time in public.
The sKKKism